Lindsay Lohan wants her SCRAM bracelet off, because its uncomfortable

Posted by Sebrina Pilcher on Monday, June 3, 2024

40913, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, holding onto a big bulge in her pocket, is seen leaving the LA courthouse following her court hearing. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Photograph: James Breeden / Nathanael Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

I think I must have forgotten this in some kind of gossip-contact-crack-buzz haze, but Lindsay Lohan still has to wear her SCRAM bracelet even though she’s chilling in the Bette Ford clinic. Ha! Stupid untrustworthy crackhead. Anyway, when she’s not gnawing on a razor wire fence in an attempt to snort cow dung for the high, she’s bitching and moaning to anyone who will listen about how her SCRAM is totally uncomfortable. Hey, Lindsay? You know what’s even more uncomfortable? Jail.

Lindsay Lohan wants to lose her closest confidante – her SCRAM – and pronto. RadarOnline.com has learned the 24-year-old Mean Girls star is whining about the booze detector that is permanently fixed to her ankle, even though she is living a clean and sober life at the Betty Ford Centre in Rancho Mirage, California.

“Lindsay wants her alcohol monitoring device off – now,” a source close to the anxious actress told RadarOnline.com, exclusively. “Lindsay is pleading with her lawyer, counselors and anyone who will listen to try and find a way to get the SCRAM device taken off. Lindsay complains because it is supposedly very uncomfortable.”

The troubled star, who is undergoing her fifth stint in rehab, was fitted with the alcohol-monitoring device within 24 hours of being released from jail, late September.

Lohan, who spent just 13 days of a 90-day jail term in July for violating the probation terms of a 2007 conviction for driving under influence, was sent back to prison after she failed a court-ordered drug test, testing positive for cocaine abuse. But an appeals court reversed Judge Elden Fox’s decision not soon after, on the proviso she got (her third) SCRAM bracelet.

The source told RadarOnline.com, “Lindsay doesn’t understand why she has to wear the SCRAM because she voluntarily checked into rehab and she is tested for drugs while being at Betty Ford.

“Judge Schnegg is the one that ordered Lindsay to wear the bracelet after allowing her to post bail, and go against what Judge Fox had ordered.

“Lindsay will have to wear the bracelet until her next hearing on October 22nd and could be forced to wear it for as long as Judge Fox makes her.”

[From Radar]

Once again, if this is true, Lindsay just doesn’t get it, does she? She thinks all of this – the court appearances, the alcohol classes, the jail, the rehab, the lawyers, all of it – she thinks it’s all because people are “mean”. She thinks that she’s a poor innocent victim/child and that everyone is totally overreacting that she should get the SCRAM taken off because it’s so uncomfortable, y’all! Nevermind that the last time she was wearing a SCRAM, it WENT OFF because she was doing COCAINE. It’s there for a reason, ya know? Because she’s a dumb, untrustworthy crackhead.

Also – this story. I hate talking about Michael Lohan, but Michael K at Dlisted sums the sh-t up pretty well. Michael Lohan is such a f-cking crazy douche.

45091, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday September 17 2010. Amidst reports she failed a court ordered drugs test, Lindsay Lohan shows off her tattoo I restore myself when I'm alone during a night out in LA. Reports suggest the troubled star could return to jail after supposedly testing positive for cocaine. Photograph: Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

16605, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. FILE PHOTO dated Sunday July 22 2007. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Lindsay Lohan spends a relaxing day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, California. Lohan has reportedly been arrested again for suspiscion of driving under the influence. The 21-year-old, who has been wearing an alcohol detection ankle bracelet (pictured) since her release from rehab, allegedly had cocaine in her possession when she was arrested. Photograph: Symons, Johnstone, PacificCoastNews.com

16605, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. FILE PHOTO dated Sunday July 22 2007. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Lindsay Lohan spends a relaxing day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, California. Lohan has reportedly been arrested again for suspiscion of driving under the influence. The 21-year-old, who has been wearing an alcohol detection ankle bracelet (pictured) since her release from rehab, allegedly had cocaine in her possession when she was arrested. Photograph: Symons, Johnstone, PacificCoastNews.com

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